Nadège - officially 25, acting like 12 - Welcome to my awkward world, hope you like madness
It's always darkest before the dawn
Come on, Dad, you’ve got to help me. I’ve got to get better, I’ve got to get back in there.
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[crying.]
This.
YOU NIGGAS BETTER RESPOND
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
If I was US citizen, that would catch my entire attention
![Jared about Misha’s coins prank So the game’s over and I win by… I think like 205 points. And so I’m like “Misha, look man, we’re buddies, you don’t have to pay me, if it was like 50 bucks I would make you pay me, but it’s 2.000 dollars. No, you got a kid, you got a wife, I don’t want this money.” And he was like, “No, you’ll get the money. Get out of my face.”
[x]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll96rzjOUZ1qcr8tuo1_500.gif)
Jared about Misha’s coins prank
So the game’s over and I win by… I think like 205 points. And so I’m like “Misha, look man, we’re buddies, you don’t have to pay me, if it was like 50 bucks I would make you pay me, but it’s 2.000 dollars. No, you got a kid, you got a wife, I don’t want this money.” And he was like, “No, you’ll get the money. Get out of my face.”[x]
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hourra new record for my grand ma. she waited for 15min before telling me I was too fat to wear the clothes I like and I find confortable … Oh god, I love how non supportive she is.
I mean, I know I am not the girl she’d be proud of but if I m fat, that doesn’t mean that I cannot feel the pain. I am more than what I look like…
#would you look at the lips on this guy
I never knew where the gif came from, but this makes me feel much better.
EVERY SINGLE PART OF THIS MAN IS PORN. I BET THE BACK OF HIS EAR COULD MAKE ME CUM.
Let’s not start THAT game.
porn, it’s true he’s all porn…Jensen, why? why must you be so pornoriffic? god, i hope he gets chained up in season 8…
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